.....exactly what it says on the tin, somewhere near Joshua Tree, out in the desert. I love the desert and desserts for that matter.

Right then, I've been meaning to do this for a while, but never had time. An unexpected day off, so had a drive down to the USA/Mexico border. It's about 70 miles south and quite a wild place. Lot's of border police with huge guns and quad bikes. GREAT! Got a bit lost and ended up in a pumpkin patch in the middle of nowhere but it all adds to the fun! I think I'll do this again sometime....woo hoo!

Sorry! It's been such a long time since I checked in last time! Corporate lifestyle you see, never enough time in the day anymore! - But anyway, moved now, about 50 miles down the west coast to Aliso Viejo in Orange County, which is nice. I also have a pool, a giant pool, so thought I would share it with you. Another lifestyle choice.

It's been a long time! No podcasts in July at all, damn this work thing! So yeah, another installment of stuff to do on a Friday night. This time in San Pedro just over the Vincent Thomas Bridge from Long Beach. Mexican people singing karaoke, fried fish, cajun shrimp, and big bloody boats coming out of the port. It's a lifestyle choice.

The last of my mid-week jaunts down the Pacific Coast Highway. This time headed south to Dana Point, about 50 miles from Long Beach. Some big trains for your pleasure too.

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The first TRUCKCAST!!! Get you motor running, head out on the highway, looking for adventure and all the usual arse.

The 2nd installment of larking around at the Grand Canyon. We ate Peyote and went mad for a month. If you have any interesting Peyote recipe ideas, then please send them to me on a postcard.

Another installment in the 'Thing's I did on my 10 months of unemployment in the U.S.A'. Quite a big file, but oh, is it worth it!

Less of a vodcast, more of an "ooooh look at our holiday videos" - But as always very informative and educational for the traveler to this part of the world. So really this is an education video that can be shown in schools and stuff. Although I may have to cut out me shouting 'FUCK' a lot, mild tourettes you see. If you need to know any more, type 'Hoover Dam' on an old fashioned typewriter and see what happens. Prizes to be won for the correct amount of 4x4's counted crossing the dam. More soon.

All you need to get your day started, apart from a big bag of crack.

Does exactly what it says on the tin.....Music from Phoil

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Beards, Bikes & Sunshine. It's all anyone really needs. More chat, in motion this time. Riding down Ocean Blvd to Belmont Shore. It's quite windy too, which overall is really bloody interesting.

Right then, this is Hollywood and it's Oscars time, Sunday night to be exact, I got here early, tried to get in, it didn't happen. I did get as far as the red carpet and the front of the Kodak theater, filmed lots of red carpet and fake hedges, people with wires coming out their ears, other people with microphones, dark glasses and really up their own arse, then got wrestled and beaten to the ground by crack fueled security guard Gary Coleman from Different Strokes, oh the glamour! Also, more this episode from 4 time nominated director Benny Ramone and his creation Captain Burgershoes, an animation phenominominoninonon. Look out for me on Sunday night, got a few dates lined up....

Showcasing talented young director B. Ramone. Two early works featured here.

Late night chat with friends on Valentines Day, which soon turns into utter boozy nonsense, Essential listening for sexy people. Music this episode from Nottingham love weasels Jesus of Spazzareth, playing their own unique blend of sexy-shouty-sex-core.

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Right, back at it! Sorry, been away! More talk and music from your English boy stateside. Tunage this episode from Blood Divided.

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Sat outside my local, the Auld Dubliner pub in Long Beach with Harley Anderson from Internal Conflict. South African born, Leicester, England raised, Harley's venturing out here to the West Coast to whore himself and the band and doing a pretty bloody good job at it to. We talk about the new EP, 'Echoes Of Ruby Ridge...' and other obscure nonsense men talk about sat outside pubs in the California sunshine. We also hear a track called 'The Sociopath Next Door', the 2nd track from the new EP. Hang on to your trousers.

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Just a quick hello and a happy new year! - Oh, thing's to do, far too much to say and just wish people would hurry and make their minds up! - It's going to be a good year!

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

It's bloody raining!!! Anyway, interesting enough, I've found a place that sells Baked Beans, proper ones too!!! - Also a follow up to your comments on smoking, valuable information indeed. I'm going to set up a self help group with candles and whale music and thing's. Added input on this subject from Mr. Benny Ramone. Music this episode come from The Love Trumpets with a track called 'Sunshine' - They're not together anymore, but a great voice from lead singer Kathi Kittencake. - Enjoy!!!

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More of a snippet, rather than a full Vod/Vid/Arsecast type thing. Hmmmmm, need to get back on the Valium too, shaking a little due to lack of alcohol for the past 6 months. - So yeah, Beach, Joggers, Wife's arse, that's about it really and all anyone should ever need to make a day complete.

Blimey! The vodcast was a bit bloody popular! Monday morning ramblings and more essential input from Rampton patient Benny Ramone in the now regular feature 'Benny's Bits'. Music this episode comes from Nottingham, England with Jesus of Spazzereth and track from the new album 'More Sordid Tales of Depression and Hate', called 'Theme for a Basement Show'. Check out previous podcasts for more info on the band.

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Right then! Here's the 1st Vodcast/Vidcast/Whatever the arse you want to call it! - hopefully you can all watch this OK, think you may need iTunes or Quicktime or any other player which can handle mp4 files, but hey technology, get bloody used to it! I mean it's 2008 and the world's a smaller place, well it's not, but you know what I mean. - Anyway, waffling on down by the marina is a good start, here goes!

So today I went walking with wife to see how unfit we are, I think you already know, I'm an asthmatic mess. Intriguing conversation as we meander through the neighborhood whilst getting trim. The intermission and a new feature to the show 'Benny's Bits', featuring anarchic ramblings and thought provoking essential sound bites from ladies favorite Benny Ramone. Music again from Nottingham's 'The Engines of Armageddon', a track called 'The Architects of History' from the upcoming album. - Ooh and talking traffic lights.