Right then, I've been meaning to do this for a while, but never had time. An unexpected day off, so had a drive down to the USA/Mexico border. It's about 70 miles south and quite a wild place. Lot's of border police with huge guns and quad bikes. GREAT! Got a bit lost and ended up in a pumpkin patch in the middle of nowhere but it all adds to the fun! I think I'll do this again sometime....woo hoo!

It's been a long time! No podcasts in July at all, damn this work thing! So yeah, another installment of stuff to do on a Friday night. This time in San Pedro just over the Vincent Thomas Bridge from Long Beach. Mexican people singing karaoke, fried fish, cajun shrimp, and big bloody boats coming out of the port. It's a lifestyle choice.

The last of my mid-week jaunts down the Pacific Coast Highway. This time headed south to Dana Point, about 50 miles from Long Beach. Some big trains for your pleasure too.

Go here for more info on Rocklahoma!!!

Does exactly what it says on the tin.....Music from Phoil

Go Here for more info on Phoil.

Go Here and buy the new Engines of Armageddon album.

Go Here to make your arse fall out.

Late night chat with friends on Valentines Day, which soon turns into utter boozy nonsense, Essential listening for sexy people. Music this episode from Nottingham love weasels Jesus of Spazzareth, playing their own unique blend of sexy-shouty-sex-core.

Go Here for more info on Jesus Of Spazzareth and look out for them on tour March through June in the UK & Europe.

Right, back at it! Sorry, been away! More talk and music from your English boy stateside. Tunage this episode from Blood Divided.

Go Here for more info on Blood Divided.

Go Here for more info the 'Wrong Beach' clean up crew.

Sat outside my local, the Auld Dubliner pub in Long Beach with Harley Anderson from Internal Conflict. South African born, Leicester, England raised, Harley's venturing out here to the West Coast to whore himself and the band and doing a pretty bloody good job at it to. We talk about the new EP, 'Echoes Of Ruby Ridge...' and other obscure nonsense men talk about sat outside pubs in the California sunshine. We also hear a track called 'The Sociopath Next Door', the 2nd track from the new EP. Hang on to your trousers.

GO HERE for more info on Internal Conflict.

GO HERE to see my local.

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

It's bloody raining!!! Anyway, interesting enough, I've found a place that sells Baked Beans, proper ones too!!! - Also a follow up to your comments on smoking, valuable information indeed. I'm going to set up a self help group with candles and whale music and thing's. Added input on this subject from Mr. Benny Ramone. Music this episode come from The Love Trumpets with a track called 'Sunshine' - They're not together anymore, but a great voice from lead singer Kathi Kittencake. - Enjoy!!!

Go here for info on Intellicig

Go here for info on the amazing Gorillapod

Go here for groovy items from Burgerplex

Go here for glorious baked bean recipes

Blimey! The vodcast was a bit bloody popular! Monday morning ramblings and more essential input from Rampton patient Benny Ramone in the now regular feature 'Benny's Bits'. Music this episode comes from Nottingham, England with Jesus of Spazzereth and track from the new album 'More Sordid Tales of Depression and Hate', called 'Theme for a Basement Show'. Check out previous podcasts for more info on the band.

Go here to create your own jingle.

Go here for more information on pot noodle death.

Go here to watch Black Pudding in hot hard action.

So today I went walking with wife to see how unfit we are, I think you already know, I'm an asthmatic mess. Intriguing conversation as we meander through the neighborhood whilst getting trim. The intermission and a new feature to the show 'Benny's Bits', featuring anarchic ramblings and thought provoking essential sound bites from ladies favorite Benny Ramone. Music again from Nottingham's 'The Engines of Armageddon', a track called 'The Architects of History' from the upcoming album. - Ooh and talking traffic lights.

Well, I've been in Long Beach for a week now, settled in and got my groove on, so to speak.....well that's what they say out here - Thought I'd record this episode whilst riding down the beach. Bad idea, I'm so unfit! Music comes from Nottingham's 'The Engines of Armageddon' a track called 'Shock & Awe' from the forthcoming album.

Go here for more info on The Engines of Armageddon.

Anything else you may wish to know, please find it yourself as I'm going to throw up, I think I've over done it.....

California's Burning! Most of it seems to be under control now, well around here anyway. It's all a bit mental! Music this episode comes from Leicester's 'Internal Conflict' with a track called 'Lamb Feasts Upon The Jackal'.

Here's the links:

Internal Conflict:http://www.myspace.com/internalconflictband

Jason Rouse on youtube:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xQWYfbqFiGE

Fire updates here: http://www.kcal9.com

Thank fuck that's all over!!! New era? Could be, but all I know it's pretty good. So here's Barack letting it flow, could have been a bit more pyro, can you imagine? "Hello Chicago!" BOOOOOOOM!!!! - Should have flown in Van Halen's stage crew! - More thoughts on the election and the madness of banning gay marriage in California, equal rights, for who exactly? So anyway, that's enough politics for now! If I could and had the rights to, I would pleasure you with a bunch of P-Funk and James Brown but I can't, legally! So here's another track from English bruisers, Jesus of Spazzareth with 'You're one of life's ugly children', dedicated to Sarah Palin's brood! - GOBAMA!!!

Interview with Alistair Bell, Bearded Icon, Movie Mogul. An Englishman moved to Vancouver, Canada, talking about the movie industry and what it's like to work in the dazzling lights of uber budget blockbusters, the pitfalls, highs and lows of the industry and name dropping like a mother fucker!!! We play a track from 'Taken By Wolves' called 'Lilith', featuring S.E. Toolin (ex-Pitchshifter), Steve Watson (ex-Cerebral Fix/Iron Monkey, currently working the boards with Ravens Creed) and some bearded dwarf on vocals. (Backing Vocals provided by Iscariah, ex-Immortal, currently playing with 'Dead to this World') Alistair Bell produced the video for this track and came up with a mix of Hammer House of Horror meets Blair Witch, which perfectly fits the music of this genre. 

Read more about Alistair Bell here:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0068018/

Watch the Taken By Wolves video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2blsVV_Fjmg

Disclaimer: Taken by Wolves have now split and no contact should be made with any persons named in the credits of this video production, as any relationship with the artiste has now ceased.

Hooray! Moving to Long Beach, back to civilization! Hope you've all caught up now, I've been getting me head down (oooh er!) and only one more week to go before the election, time to end the reign of 8 years of fundamentalist christians in the White House, which is nice. So yeah, more banter about nothing and everything and rocking out again to Sourvein, the opening track off the new Imperial Bastard EP, 'I....Vigilante' - A right stormer!

Sourvein info here:

http://www.myspace.com/sourvein13 

These will make you giggle!

http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/

Hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN7hJDS26rI

Chatting with T-Roy from Sourvein, live from the Knitting Factory in Hollywood. T-Roy tell us about life on the road, the new Sourvein ep 'Imperial Bastard' and various acting duties. We also hear the title track from the new ep, 'Imperial Bastard'......let's roll!!!

The Triskaidekaphobia Episode! Ooooh scary, if you suffer from Triskaidekaphobia, but not scary if you don't! So yeah, scary ramblings and driving in California, on my own, I know!! - This episode music again comes from British thrashers 'Ravens Creed' marching onto a blood soaked, metal drenched battlefield, with a track called 'Panzer Maniac'! - Woo hoo!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triskaidekaphobia

www.myspace.com/wwwmyspacecomravenscreed

http://www.caldrive.com/

www.stumpycast.com

 

More rantings from your English boy stateside that encompass reality as a whole, or am I just talking bollocks as normal? This episode music comes from UK artist 'Phoil'. You can find out more about them/him/it here:

http://www.myspace.com/phoilsound

Go here if you want your bits to sting for days:

http://www.get-holes.co.cc/

And go here if you love puppies:

http://www.puppychase.com/

And for anything else you may require find it yourself, or ask baby Jesus.

www.stumpycast.com

Email: stumpy@stumpycast.com

 

 

Hooray! First podcast of the month, Have you caught up yet? A variety of nonsense, including live sample testing of thing's that might kill me, with music from Virginia's finest, Uncle Bill.

www.stumpycast.com

For more information on Uncle Bill, go here:

http://www.myspace.com/yourattitudestinks 

For great sweets from yesteryear go here:

http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/index.php

More nonsense, America, Job Fairs, Dead Pigeons & Guns. This episode we are featuring music from British Thrashers 'Ravens Creed', feauring members of Orange Goblin, ex-Sabbat, ex-Iron Monkey.

Ring this UK number and leave a message!!! 03333 401973 

www.stumpycast.com

Fan page: www.myspace.com/ravenscreed

Band page: www.myspace.com/wwwmyspacecomravenscreed

 

Looks like I've been offending the Christians again! - Also a storming track from North Carolina's Sourvein, from the Emerald Vulture EP, Witch Rides Out. www.stumpycast.com

http://www.myspace.com/sourvein13  

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

Special Wedding Anniversay Episode featuring the wife bitching at me and generally keeping it real! www.stumpycast.com

9-11 Memorial Day. Quick show today, a track from Created With Knives 'The Day White America Woke Up'. The annual chance for the politicians to cover their eyes and lie to the American people about what actually happened. - My opinion of course.

Stumpycast #6 - More randomness, I've been to a swap meet, whatever that is. I went to the Airport to send the inlaws off to the Phillippines, ooh and that Levi Johnston is, and I quote "A fucking redneck" and he's going to "kick your ass".

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippines

 

Today I went to church, Cliff Richard, Police banned from wearing sunglasses in Essex, Lazarus Blackstar. More ramblings with less ramble than usual, with a big fat slab of doom on the end for good measure......More comments please!!!!

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article4677950.ece

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/sep/05/11

http://www.myspace.com/lazarusblackstar

http://www.future-noise.co.uk